Who’s there? LETTUCE! …………. Lettuce who? …………. Lettuce chew… And chew… And chew… —- Hahaha lame I know, I’m bored and hungry… Image was from: http://thinkaboutwink.blogspot.com, http://vladimir-tod.deviantart.com/art/OM-NOM-NOM-148348334,...
In My Head
You know what’s worse than traffic jams caused by people driving bikes on the wrong side of the road? That’s right. Traffic jams caused by people driving bikes on the wrong side of the road while talking to fellow motorbike drivers next to him/her who are also driving on the wrong side of the road. And what would be worse than that? Yep. None other than traffic jams caused by people...
Girl : I have a mixed feeling about Movember... It almost feels like it's constantly playing tricks on me...
Boy : What do you mean?
Girl : Well, at first I was like... hurraaahh... it's a month where human male species are encouraged to grow their facial hair to raise awareness about men's health issues. It's a hurrah, because I always have a thing for males with sexy scruffs.
Boy : Hurraahh!
Girl : But then...
Boy : But theeeennn...?
Girl : But then you told me that it's supposed to give an emphasis on the stache, so beard is still allowed but it has to be disconnected from the stache...
Boy : Yes. And?
Girl : Making it looks like handlebars...
Boy : Boouuyaaahh!
Girl : ... And there goes my first disappointment, at first it was hurrahh then it went wtf.
Boy : Heeyy! You're saying you didn't like my handlebars?
Girl : Nop.
Boy : Heeeyyy!
Girl : But then to give more emphasis on the stache you decided to shave all the beard altogether.
Boy : My boss made me do it. I look like a full-fledged member of Village People now.
Girl : Yes, I thought I was gonna be grossed out by it.
Boy : I wouldn't be surprised, I'm grossed out myself every time I look at myself in the mirror. But it's funny in a way.
Girl : ... But it's exactly the second trick that the month played on me. I thought I was gonna be grossed out by it... but I actually... I actually quite like it...
Boy : What?? You like my Village People mo?!!
Girl : I don't see it that way... you actually look quite handsome...
Boy : Noooooooooo. Well whatever, save it for yourself because it's just gonna happen once a year. I'm not going to keep the Village People look all year.
Girl : No, I mean... it does look... interesting. You look like someone... not from this age... like you're supposed to live in the 80s or something... you look... anachronical.
Boy : I ain't keeping the look.
Girl : But it looks... handsome. It's... it's so... Burt Reynolds...
Boy : Noooooooooooo. I ain't keeping the look!
Girl : Burt Reynolds.
Boy : No.
From the National Geographic’s Photography Contest 2010. This picture was taken by Judy Starkman to symbolize the rebirth of her friend, Laura, who survived a severe plan crash. Click on the title for more entries of the contest.
In the newspapers the words had been written, Humans are planning to rename the fish; sea kitten. But it’s unlikely that the fish would be too smitten, For it’s the cat that got the little goldfish once bitten! — RM Made this because of this: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sea_Kittens :))
For the record, no I have never seen an exorcist crochet all my life before :)) Croshame/Shove mink has quite a handful collection of provocative amigurumi including an Exorcist playset, Sid and Nancy crime scene, and hogtied, the last one mentioned being my favorite, naturally :p Click on the title for the collection.
It’s very difficult to be solved, This case of major crush. Though it’s easy to see who’s involved, Stegosaurus Sue and her conspicuous blush. . Every time Raptor Rad comes near, Stego Sue’s cheeks turn rosy red, her spikes all tremble! How she wishes this case of major crush quickly disappear, Because to ask Raptor Rad for a date, is simply impossible! . ...
Butterfly's Egg →
It’s a picture of a butterfly’s egg nestled on a flower bud! Taken by David Millard of Austin, Texas, the picture won an Image of Distinction award in this year’s Nikon Small World Photography Competition. Click on the title for more pictures of the lilliput’s world.
The Dark House Quarter (Volume I) →
Stumbled upon the very astounding collage artworks from Stephen Rothwell, I love the grim, slightly steampunk tone of it. Click on the title for the link to Rothwell’s artworks.
Ishtar, the guardian of the prostitutes. can I, on behalf of myself declare how I found this contradicting sense within of all these really really do how much I care for you and an urge to stab your beautiful back. —— RM, May 03, 2005
j0x asked: thx for tumblr friendship.. :) im so newbie to thiz.. how to customized tumblr appearience like yours...?
A Night Not So Quiet →
Old poem. Back then. You :) Hey look, we’re still here! :)
Man and the Statue →
Reading this from Amanda Palmer’s blog made me so happy :) Call me a hopeless romantic, and spare me for being a stinky cheese, but I do believe that love exists. As simple as that. Laugh on, you cynics. Nothing lasts forever it’s true, but this always worth the ride, even if you had to jump off the buggy at the end of the road. Click on the title for the link to Amanda’s...
There is something I believe is much Pleasing than Zsa zsa zsu It’s Z z z — Risyiana Muthia Photo by Eugenio Recuenco. More artworks please visit http://www.eugeniorecuenco.com/
Just shut up and snuggle!– YH
You Nosy Ladybug
A fine cricket in the color of rum, Got in a fight with a nosy ladybug After she listened to his ho-hum, And said, Bah! Humbug! — Risyiana Muthia
The boat and the water
They’re best friends, the boat and the water. Though I can’t say that both are much of a chatter. It’s not a matter of being all-mannery, or worse, well-behaved It’s just that the water don’t talk, it waved! — Risyiana Muthia
This is a tale Of a (pea) cock that had lost his tail. Did he scorn? Did he got all sore? No. He simply went to the (re-)tail store. — Risyiana Muthia Pic was borrowed from http://archann.deviantart.com/art/The-Peacock-Dance-109355903